Sunday, January 11, 2009

22 reasons why Buller is an Idiot


In honor of Buller's birthday, here is the annual "Reasons why Buller is a dumbass list."


1. Buller doesn't know who Joe Paterno is.
2. On the same day Buller wore Oregon shorts and a Notre Dame sweatshirt; two different people came up to him to talk about those teams and he knew nothing about them.
3. Buller now owns an Eastern Michigan sweatshirt with the initials EMU on the front.
4. Buller says "No homo" to his basketball club team at practice.
5. Buller won 19 straight regular season games in fantasy basketball and then didn't win a fucking dime in the playoffs.
6. Buller's football team was the Falcons, then the Chargers, at some point the Patriots and the Raiders, and now the Falcons again...since you know they made the playoffs and everything.
7. Buller's favorite football team is subject to change in the next 3 weeks.
8. The idea for this blog came from Buller.
9. After I told Buller I was already at No. 8 after about 3 minutes, he asked, Baller 11 15 21 (4:04:55 PM): is it really that easy?
10. I told Buller I made a tuna sandwich with Mayo, and he asked if it was O.J. Mayo.
11. One of the major factors of Buller becoming an idiot was in high school when everyone was learning Buller had the following thoughts going on his head...
A. How can I take off Larry's shirt
B. How can I take off Nick Kindel's pants
C. Hey Frank, you're fat as fuck, let me get a large popcorn with extra butter, hold the popcorn.
D. I can't see the TV because of your box ass head
12. One of Buller's favorite activities is jumping over shopping carts
13. Buller sent out an email to all the parents of his team asking them to please "reseda the email."
14. Buller is 22 years old but still wears braces.
15. To save 12 dollars from the store price, Buller bought an X Box on Amazon.com and it was broken.
16. Buller pays for a gym membership but never goes
17. When Buller does go to the gym, he lifts kids weights.
18. Buller has over 25 jerseys that he never wears. The one jersey he does wear is a game worn Ira Newble jersey.
19. Buller goes to bars with nba logo socks on.
20. Buller calls Skyler "sky" and calls the show entourage "auntie"
21. (from Skyler) "He backed ur car up into a wall, dumbass."
22 This is the kind of shit Buller does on his Birthday:
Baller 11 15 21 (3:57:06 PM): you might have to put amanda peet, mary j blige, damien wilkins, kevin boss, and tony allen in there too cause its their birthdays as well
Baller 11 15 21 (3:57:14 PM): happy birthday to them as well man

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

23rd reason.........on his tax id form for basketball reffing he signed his name mike buller #15

Anonymous said...

Reason #24: Buller thought that tire chains are for parking in the snow and not driving in it. His reasoning was that everyone that was putting them on on the side of the road was stopped.

Anonymous said...

#25 Buller loves to EMU but has never bought EMU. Only Super Jews it off people

Anonymous said...

#26 Buller thinks it is hilarious how Larry knows all about Sesame Street and all the YouTube videos about it.

Anonymous said...

#27 his screen name is Baller even though he sucks at basketball

Anonymous said...

#27 buller keeps inviting that little russian girl to the open gym....

Anonymous said...

i meant #28

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#28 THE NUMBERS AFTER HIS SCREEN NAME BALLER (11) (15) (21) SYMBOLIZE VINCE CARTER AND TWO OTHER DUDES WHO WE DONT KNOW

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